Jay-Z and Beyoncé Cause Trouble in Croatia

Jay-Z and Beyoncé got into a tiff with the Croatian paparazzi Tuesday night, throwing a photographer’s tripod into the ocean and giving him the finger as they jetted off in their speedboat. Kanye West frolicked along the Miami beaches with a topless Amber Rose. Adrian Grenier partied at Greenhouse on Monday to celebrate the club’s D.J. and manager’s birthday. Marc Jacobs is marrying his Brazilian lover, Lorenzo Martone, in Provincetown this weekend, and “there will be an after-party.” Amy Winehouse is a mess again, and the Brits have photos to prove it. And just when you thought Sunday’s Miss Universe pageant couldn’t get any brainier, they hired Heidi Montag to perform. She’s been missing all the show’s Atlantis rehearsals, and when Spencer demanded that the hotel pay him to lie by the pool, they “laughed in his face.”

Renée Zellweger brought Bradley Cooper to the party for her latest flick, My One and Only, at Rouge Tomate, then proceeded to chat up two guys at the bar. Instead of bringing Zellweger as his date to Alyssa Milano’s wedding on Saturday (where Jeremy Piven played the drums), Cooper brought his parents. Harvey Weinstein is using tonight’s Project Runway premiere to promote his movie Nine, with its star, Nicole Kidman, announcing the first challenge, and castmates Fergie and Kate Hudson appearing in taped ad spots. Mischa Barton is mysteriously absent from The Beautiful Life’s first promotional photos. Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sylvester Stallone are joining forces on The Expendables, an upcoming film written and directed by Stallone. And Lionsgate is remaking Dirty Dancing.

Sting’s daughter says her dad’s reputation as a sex god exists only because his friend, Bob Geldof, made up stories about him having eight-hour-long tantric-sex sessions with Trudie Styler. Jason Schwartzman married clothing designer Brady Cunningham. Kim Kardashian and ex Reggie Bush are reuniting in New Orleans, and Kourtney Kardashian wants to pose nude while pregnant. Ricky Martin tweeted images of the twins he had via a surrogate mother. Paula Abdul was “a pain in the butt to deal with” on American Idol and tweeted her sorrows in not returning to the show.

Tiffani Thiessen (Kelly Kapowski!) sipped Sancerre at Wine & Roses on Columbus. Chelsea lounge Mr. West is closing. The now-engaged Claire Danes, who broke up ex-boyfriend Billy Crudup’s relationship with a pregnant Mary-Louise Parker, says monogamy is “fun.” Phil Spector is making his ex–Playboy Bunny wife bring him daily supplies of food in prison. And the winner of Britain’s Ugliest Dog was attacked. As if being awarded for ugliness wasn’t bad enough?

Jay-Z and Beyoncé Cause Trouble in Croatia