When George W. Bush said in 2007 that he’d stave off boredom in his retirement years by giving “some speeches, to replenish the ol’ coffers,” we’re assuming the “Get Motivated!” business seminar in Fort Worth isn’t what he had in mind. But that’s exactly where Bush will be on October 26 when he joins such motivational men as General Colin Powell, America’s Mayor Rudy Giuliani, quarterback-turned-insane-person Terry Bradshaw, and former Microsoft COO Rick Belluzzo to give business advice to thousands of motivation-seeking Texans. The seminar bills itself as packing “more into a single, life-changing day than any other event in America,” and all for only $19. It’s a hell of a deal, if only to see if Bush includes his No. 1 tip for business success: Have rich parents.