Well, this is a depressing revelation. After his manager Tank Jones excited the masses with his announcement that “Everything’s gonna hang out,” Levi Johnston has decided not to show his penis in what is probably the most talked about Playgirl photo shoot ever. Disappointing word comes from Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio, who said in a statement: “He did not give ‘full-frontal’ as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We’re thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity.” Glimpses simply won’t do.
