Once we worked with a guy who was hugely, flamingly, stereotypically gay, but was not technically out of the closet. One day he finally sat down with a co-worker and “came out” to him, and the co-worker had to feign surprise and be like, “Oh, I’d never noticed the fact that you sometimes came in with leftover sparkly shadow under your eyes and let your gaze linger a little too long on the UPS delivery guy’s biceps.” That’s basically how we feel about the news that CNBC’s Charlie Gasparino is going to Fox Business News.
Be seeing ya, CNBC [NYP]
Earlier: Gasparino: ‘People Think Because I Go on TV and Scream a Lot I Don’t Have Half a Brain in My Head’
