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Sexperienced Candidates: A Recent History

By now it should be clear to all that our nation’s politicians are among the horniest creatures on earth. If they’re not cheating on their wives, they’re hitting on pages or tickling staffers. With this is mind, two potential candidates for political office this year, madam Kristin Davis and adult-film actress Stormy Daniels, should probably fit right in. In fact, candidates with professional sexperience — be they prostitutes or porn stars — are nothing new in American elections. They’re usually wildly unsuccessful, but hey, it makes things a little more interesting at least, right? Here’s a look at the campaigns of Davis, Daniels, and four other American patriots who happen to have sex for money sometimes.

Sexperienced Candidates: A Recent History