Guests at Russell Simmons’s benefit for Shine on Sierra Leone had to sign waivers to appear on his Oxygen reality show, American Mogul, as Simmons cozied up to Bar Refaeli and gushed, “I brought 200 beautiful girls and 100 of my richest friends. Beautiful girls and rich men writing checks!” Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have a baby on the way, and they’re engaged. Sarah Ferguson is slated to discuss her bribery scandal with Oprah. Katy Perry slapped Russell Brand because he tried to barter their new kitten, and Brand told Rolling Stone, “People think I’m vain because I look in mirrors so much, but I’m not looking in mirrors, thinking, ‘Look at you, you hunk.’ I’m just checking to see if I’m still there.” The poster for Lindsay Lohan’s porn-star biopic was unveiled, and she looks sufficiently pornographic. Lohan also went clubbing after her alcohol-education class, but tweeted that she stuck to “Red Bulls and water.”
Following in Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s footsteps, J.Lo and Marc Anthony are renewing their vows. Cannon, meanwhile, refused to comment on rumors that Mariah Carey is expecting, but he did note that his Jack Russell terrier is expecting. Mario Lopez’s girlfriend has a baby on the way, and Lopez is “dying for a son.” Jesse James blames his philandering on a troubled childhood of abuse. And child star Gary Coleman was hospitalized in Utah after falling and injuring his head.
Though Glee’s Mark Salling and Naya Rivera deny reports that they’re dating, they’ve “been together nine months, but got serious in the last three.” Tiger Woods’s divorce with Elin is imminent, but his legal team advised him not to date anyone yet. Si Newhouse skipped out on MoMA’s Party in the Garden because the music was too loud. And Willie Nelson shocked country fans by chopping off his trademark long hair.