In more hilarious North Korea news, the rogue nation is demanding $65 trillion from the United States as compensation for the Korean War and decades of sanctions. Although the price seems steep, America is really getting a deal here, as the committee that came up with the number generously “did not include the damage North Korea had suffered from sanctions after its first nuclear test in 2006.” Let’s lock this in before they change their minds, White House. [ABC (Australia) via Gawker]
Mini Mike Bloomberg is playing poker with his foolhardy and unsuspecting Democrat rivals. He says that if he loses (he really means when!) in the primaries, he will spend money helping whoever the Democrat nominee is. By doing this, he figures, they won’t hit him as hard….
….during his hopeless “presidential” campaign. They will remain silent! The fact is, when Mini losses, he will be spending very little of his money on these “clowns” because he will consider himself to be the biggest clown of them all - and he will be right!