In more hilarious North Korea news, the rogue nation is demanding $65 trillion from the United States as compensation for the Korean War and decades of sanctions. Although the price seems steep, America is really getting a deal here, as the committee that came up with the number generously “did not include the damage North Korea had suffered from sanctions after its first nuclear test in 2006.” Let’s lock this in before they change their minds, White House. [ABC (Australia) via Gawker]
Let me say this to the President. I am a proud Jewish person. And I have no concerns about voting Democratic. And, in fact, I intend to vote for a Jewish man to become the next president of the United States.