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People Cannot Stay Awake Listening to ‘Greatest Orator of Our Time’

First there was Larry Summers. Then there was the West Point cadet. And now the latest person to fall asleep while President Obama was talking to them is a Kalamazoo Central High School student, who nodded off last night while boring Obama was giving a commencement address directly in front of him. The student gets extra points for executing some of the most ostentatious yawns we’ve ever seen, and that includes those few years we worked in a lion sanctuary.

Student sitting behind Obama was asleep [WOOD TV]

People Cannot Stay Awake Listening to ‘Greatest Orator of Our Time’