Supposedly off-again Jessica Szohr and Ed Westwick were spotted smooching over sushi at Izakaya Ten in Chelsea. Elisabetta Canalis brags about her relationship with George Clooney, gushing, “George has given color back to my life. I feel great, I am happy like I was when I was 18 years old.” Katy Perry wears fishnet stockings, and nothing else, in the new Rolling Stone. Days before accepting her jail sentence, Lindsay Lohan posed in a striped bikini for Maxim, commenting, “This too shall pass.” Meanwhile, “experts” say that 90 days in rehab won’t be enough to cure her.
Wyclef Jean is expected to announce his candidacy for president of Haiti tomorrow on Larry King Live. According to Forbes, Sandra Bullock beat out Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon as this year’s highest-earning actress in the world. Following a public outcry about her comment that there should be a “worldwide law” requiring women to breast-feed, Gisele blogged, “My intention in making a comment about the importance of breastfeeding has nothing to do with the law. It comes from my passion and beliefs about children. Becoming a new mom has brought a lot of questions, I feel like I am in a constant search for answers on what might be the best for my child.” Speaking of misunderstanding things one is qualified to write about, Justin Bieber clarified that he’s releasing an illustrated book, not an autobiography, explaining, “I’m too young to write a memoir.”
While filming The Other Guys, Eva Mendes almost killed Will Ferrell with a carving knife. Two female producers on Casey Affleck’s film about Joaquin Phoenix are defending him against the two women who claim he sexually harassed them. Christina Hendricks says she “felt invisible before Mad Men.” Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky is likely to wed her bachelor of choice, Roberto Martinez, in the spring. Matt Dillon ate alone at the Stand, while Chris Martin lunched with Apple in Montauk. Real Housewife Teresa Giudice is avoiding bankruptcy by appearing in commercials for a New Jersey tanning salon. And socialite Anna Rothschild was shocked that so many people attended her birthday party at the Gates, commenting, “Usually everyone is summering in the Hamptons or Europe.”