Bristol Palin says her only rationale for joining Dancing With the Stars is “because it’s so fun,” but she’s most worried about “moving [her] hips.” She does, however, vow to wear modest outfits. Meanwhile, the Situation sees himself as the show’s underdog. Samantha Ronson faces investigation after her bulldog, Cadillac, attacked and killed a smaller dog in West Hollywood. Lea Michele rescued stray kittens that she found on the set of Glee. LeBron James wants to dismiss the lawsuit filed by the man claiming to be his father, addressing it as “rank speculation.” Blake Lively flaunted ample cleavage while filming Gossip Girl yesterday afternoon. And though Kellan Lutz admits “It’s nice to be one of the guys that can help sell a movie by taking his shirt off,” he also doesn’t want to be “a piece of meat” for the rest of his career.
Andy Roddick celebrated his U.S. Open win and his 28th birthday by making a surprise appearance at John Legend’s Bowery Ballroom concert. Kylie Minogue joined Marc Jacobs’s ex (and Lance Bass’s current flame) Lorenzo Martone for dinner after her Watermill Center performance. Bethenny Frankel is leaving The Real Housewives of New York, commenting, “Last season was scary and painful.” Jon Gosselin threatened to report Kate Gosselin to Child Protective Services if she didn’t pay him a “huge chunk of money.” As part of her Celebrity Rehab recovery, Rachel Uchitel visited ground zero with Dr. Drew. Snooki rejected her boyfriend’s magazine-cover marriage proposal, commenting, “I’m single and I’m not going to get married!” Chad Lowe married the mother of his 15-month-old daughter. Chase Crawford spent hours flirting with a waitress at GoldBar Sunday night. And In the October Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan admits to making mistakes and “dabbling in certain things.”