Wesley Snipes allegedly hired detectives to stalk Ponzi schemer Ken Starr’s pole-dancer wife in hopes of finding evidence to clear him of his tax-evasion charges. Following her arrest for felony drug possession, Paris Hilton was banned from the Wynn Las Vegas. Hilton is choosing to ignore the “ridiculous, untrue and cruel” rumors being spread about her. A 15-year-old claiming to be Michael Lohan’s illegitimate daughter and Lindsay Lohan’s half-sister is attempting to reach out to Lindsay and get $300,000 in child support from Michael. Papa Lohan, however, denies any relation. LiLo was disinvited from the premiere of her latest flick, Machete, but Jessica Alba showed up in Valentino. Demi Moore posted photos of her taut, bikini-clad bod on Twitter. Ashton Kutcher tweet-defended himself against Star magazine’s claims that he’s been cheating on Moore. And at the age of 72, Jane Fonda is releasing two new (low-impact) workout DVDs.
Jared Leto rode a white bicycle to Jessica Szohr’s birthday party at SL, where he convinced doormen to let his bike into the club. Ed Westwick, meanwhile, played host and worked the room as Leighton Meester, Wilmer Valderamma, and Jessica Stam toasted Szohr. Some say Tiger Woods is not moving to the Printing House, an “‘80s conversion, run-down” building. Fresh off of his seven-month stint in prison, T.I. and his new wife were arrested in L.A. for alleged drug possession. TV producers want Wendy Williams to “tone it down” this season. And Vanessa Hudgens got into a fender-bender en route home from CVS.
Kathy Griffin threw herself on Blair Underwood at Spago (in front of his wife), exclaiming, “Blair! I’m ready for our wedding!” Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz got cozy over caprese salads and branzino at Via dei Mille. Skier Bode Miller was spotted flirting with Gossip Girl’s Katie Cassidy at the U.S. Open. Jodie Sweetin (i.e., Stephanie Tanner) gave birth to a baby girl named Beatrix. Four daughters later, Ian Schrager welcomed his first son. The Jersey Shore cast wrapped season three with a party at the White Pearl Hotel in Seaside Heights. “No one was falling-down drunk and there were no fights.”