Last week, Charlie Sheen lost his wallet, threw tables and chairs around his room in the Plaza Hotel while his ex-wife Denise Richards and kids were in the room next door, allegedly terrified a naked escort-slash-porn-star hiding in the hotel closet, and admitted he’d been “out partying” when cops were called to the scene. And he was hospitalized. Good thing he flew back home to L.A. to get a handle on himself, right? Well, “The Two and a Half men star, 45, has allegedly been using massive amounts of cocaine while getting together with several hookers.” An insider who has considered himself Sheen’s friend for two decades explained: “Charlie Sheen is going to die this week.” Oh, okay, then. [Radar, PopEater]
