The documents are “like the Enron emails,” WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange tells Forbes. “I mean, it could take down a bank or two.” Exciting! Exhausting! Terrifying! But ugh: They won’t be released until “early next year.” In the meantime, here’s an idea: Anyone who thinks it might be their big bank should just go ahead and release all of the embarrassing/damaging documents themselves, right now, and spare us the suspense. Wouldn’t you rather we heard it from you than a weird paranoid Draco Malfoy–looking Swede? Anyone? Vikram? [Intel[AT]nymag.com]
