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How to Get Oprah to Part With $100

After saying she didn’t have any cash on her, Oprah handed 49-year-old panhandler Julio Bazan five $20 bills through the window of her limo outside Soho House when he tried the humorous route, “Hey, Oprah, why is it good to date a homeless man? [Because] when you’re finished, you can drop him off anywhere.” Hahaha, oh man, that’s a good one guilt-inducing. [NYP]

How to Get Oprah to Part With $100