cruel twists of fate

Mega Millions Winners Can Thank Poor Behavior for Good Fortune

If not for some dude that cut in front of him in line, Mike Barth would have missed out buying the winning Mega Millions lottery ticket for him and his six co-workers. There is pretty much no better comeback than, “Thanks for the $319 million, jerkoff.” [Times Union via NPR]

Mega Millions Winners Can Thank Poor Behavior for Good Fortune