“That’s a stupid question. You’re a smart girl. How could you want to write that? Being a gossip reporter just isn’t a respectable job. It’ll chew you up and spit you out. Why don’t you work at — what’s that news agency — Roybers? Reuters. Yeah, sorry, I’ve been drinking. What about writing for a blog? Then you can write about what you want or care about. You didn’t even see my film. Why are you here?” —Actress Kim Cattrall to an enterprising “Page Six” reporter who had the audacity to ask her to confirm “a ridiculous tip” about having had a bikini wax before the premiere of Meet Monica Velour this week. We think Cattrall confirmed the tip, in her own way. [Page Six/NYP]
