There will be slightly less “video intelligence” at the Department of Defense from now on. On Monday, the Pentagon’s Cyber Command (how adorably Hackers of them!) shut down employees’ access to streaming videos on YouTube, Amazon, and Googlevideo. And that’s not because everyone’s watching the latest Lady Gaga shenanigans. No, DOD workers are watching videos of the Japanese earthquake and it’s eating up much-needed bandwidth in that part of the world.
We say substitute a yoga move for a shot of booze.
Instead of downing a shot, do a downward dog.
Instead of throwing back a Harvey Wallbanger, just try legs up the wall pose.
Every time someone talks about the green new deal, strike an eagle pose. It’ll relax your shoulders and remind you that the green new deal is not only to create jobs and save energy but to save our environment and stop climate change.
When they say Medicare For All, you just meditate.