The TSA has announced that it will begin installing new software in its airport full-body scanners that will allow the security agency to scan you without discovering how unattractive and misshapen you are beneath your clothing. Instead of a hazy look at your actual body, the scanners will produce a cartoonish outline of a human body and identify where on this cartoon body contraband such as weapons, cocaine, and, surprisingly often, exotic animals is hidden. [LAT]