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Soon, You Will No Longer Be Allowed to Own Bear Gallbladders in New York

Apparently, while nobody was looking, the New York legislature banned the possession of bear gallbladders and bile starting on January 1, 2012, despite the Constitution’s second amendment guarantee of —  we’re paraphrasing here — the right to bear organs. When the ball drops this Saturday night, as millions of people welcome the New Year with flutes of Champagne and drunken make-out sessions, we will shed a single tear, for freedom.  

Hide Your Bear Gallbladders