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There’s a Job Opening in Iran for a Nuclear Scientist

A general view of the Natanz nuclear enrichment facility, is seen on April 9, 2007.
Your beautiful workplace.

POSITION: Nuclear scientist.

LOCATION: Natanz uranium enrichment facility.

SALARY: Competitive.

REQUIREMENTS: Must have knowledge of and familiarity with totally peaceful nuclear technology.

BENEFITS: Health insurance, employer-matched 401k, two weeks paid staycation, free access to in-house fitness center.

OTHER: Also, you’re probably going to be murdered by someone on a motorcycle

TO APPLY: E-mail a résumé and cover letter to

Iranian Nuclear Scientist Job Opening