the gospel of rick Feb. 27, 2012

Rick Santorum Will Stop Iran by Becoming Pregnant

By Dan Amira

Under a Santorum pregnancy, I guarantee you, the Iranians will know I mean it when I say they will not get a nuclear weapon, because they will take one look at my terrifying, pregnant body and realize the true depths of my madness.

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