Yesterday, a slightly paunchy Rick Santorum was photographed shirtless poolside in Puerto Rico — by passengers from an all-gay Atlantis cruise, who were staying at the same resort. Santorum, who later admitted on a Chicago radio show that he had, in fact, been paparazzi’d, chose to poke fun at himself (rather than rail against the evils of lecherous camera-wielding homosexuals.) “I’m sure it’s not a pretty sight,” he said, adding, “I probably should lose about fifteen or twenty pounds.”
