According to a recent study conducted by Albany Medical College, sober rats don’t like music much — if forced to choose, they prefer Beethoven’s “Für Elise” to Miles Davis’s “Four.” But researchers found that, when dosed with cocaine, the rodents have a tendency to suddenly just get jazz, you know?
It’s not time for finger-pointing. We know the problem. It’s been years of neglect, and in many cases it’s been these radical environmentalists that want nature to take its course.…You know what? This is on them.