Diana Taylor, Michael Bloomberg’s better half, broke her ankle in Central Park when she stepped into a pothole while walking her yellow labs, Bonnie and Clyde. But one of the advantages of dating the city’s billionaire mayor is that he gets things handled: “The hole was filled — quickly — by park maintenance crews,” the Post reports. Not that he’s taking responsibility for the mishap anyway, despite, you know, running everything. “You have no idea how long it took her to climb up the steps at Madison Square Garden for our seats at the hockey game,” he joked at a gala, where she donned a cast and crutches. This is truly a man with no fear of the doghouse.