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Here Is a Line of Butt Plugs Representing the GOP Primary Polls

By Dan Amira

Photo: Courtesy of Huffington Post

Each butt plug is actually a 3-D mold of a candidate’s Gallup approval rating from December 2011 to April 2012. The Mitt Romney is kind of a beast.

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