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Oxford Would Like Any Bigfoot Hair You Have Lying Around

Bigfoot on a laptop?

Scientists from Oxford and the Lausanne Museum of Zoology, having solved all other animal-related problems, are asking for anyone in possession of suspected Bigfoot hair to send it in so its DNA can be analyzed. Many have already complied:

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Oxford Seeking Bigfoot Hair