Hillary Clinton continues to insist (in vain) that she’s retiring from politics after this presidential term, and it seems she has a case of senioritis. Sure, for her that means continuing efforts to patch things up between Israel and Palestine, but she’s also been making time to generate Internet memes and hold a dance parties in Colombia. Now there’s a new addition to the list: Wearing funny accessories to swear in Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs Michael Hammer. We can’t wait to see what she cooks up for Secretary of State cut day.