Republican Voters Hungry for Rice (Not the Food, Though ... You’ll See!)

This is Condoleezza Rice.

According to recent reports from Reuters and the Times, the top two contenders in the race to become Mitt Romney’s window dressing are boring former Minnesota governor/mullet-sporter Tim Pawlenty and boring Ohio senator Rob Portman. But a new Fox News poll shows almost no Republican voters actually want these men on the ticket: Portman is the top preference of 3 percent, Pawlenty of 2 percent. In first place, as usual, is Condoleezza Rice — a pro-choice, single, black woman — with an overwhelming 30 percent. Get ready to be disappointed, 30 percent of Republican voters!

GOP Voters Want Rice