Katie Holmes’s car. Because you’re probably wondering, there are no indications that the garbage truck was driven by a Scientology “goon.” It was, apparently, just a normal truck driver who swerved into Katie Holmes’s chauffeured Mercedes by pure happenstance last night near the Chelsea Piers, where Suri had just finished a gymnastics class. Nobody was hurt, although the scary accident reportedly brought Suri to tears, so, death penalty for that guy.
I’m going to spend the next year as a private citizen, but I do indeed intend to run for office again. I’m not sure for what, and I am not exactly certain when. I need to take a nap. But once I do, I’m planning to get back into the ring.