MetroCard machines around the city crapped out right on cue for Monday’s morning commute, leaving riders with no swipes to wait in line and tweet bad words between 9 and 10 a.m. With the week off to a delayed start, the MTA will now resume taking your money in all forms and pissing you off in other, more existential ways.
Let me say this to the President. I am a proud Jewish person. And I have no concerns about voting Democratic. And, in fact, I intend to vote for a Jewish man to become the next president of the United States.