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Ryan Lochte Only Has Time for Meaningless Sex, Embarrassing Mom Reports

Ryan Lochte of the United States reacts after he won the Final of the Men's 400m Individual Medley on Day 1 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at the Aquatics Centre on July 28, 2012 in London, England.
Lochte signals to a woman that he can have sex with her for two minutes before his next event. Photo: Cameron Spencer/Getty Images

Ryan Lochte’s mom: “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”

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Ryan Lochte Just Wants to Bang, Mom Reports