the hamptons

Hamptons Jaguar Probably Just a Fox or Something Dumb

Based on a paw mark left in the dirt, Department of Environmental Conservation spokesman Bill Fonda suggested that it was probably just a big fox that someone spotted yesterday in East Hampton, not an exotic cat. Of course, the so-called “government” also wanted us to believe that this was just a pig. We remain suspicious.

Hamptons Jaguar Probably Just a Fox or a Dog