The superintendent of the Statue of Liberty National Monument and Ellis Island announced on Tuesday that Lady Liberty’s interior will reopen to visitors on October 28, the statue’s 126th birthday, the AP reports. Lady Liberty’s crown, pedestal, and museum were closed to visitors this past year as workers undertook a $27 million renovation project to repair electrical equipment and safety mechanisms within the statue. The tired and poor masses will now enjoy a richer, safer experience.
We say substitute a yoga move for a shot of booze.
Instead of downing a shot, do a downward dog.
Instead of throwing back a Harvey Wallbanger, just try legs up the wall pose.
Every time someone talks about the green new deal, strike an eagle pose. It’ll relax your shoulders and remind you that the green new deal is not only to create jobs and save energy but to save our environment and stop climate change.
When they say Medicare For All, you just meditate.