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Obama Easily Beats Romney in Poll of Nation’s Least Likely Voters

In this handout provided by the White House, President Barack Obama greets children upon arrival September 25, 2011 in Seattle, Washington.
In this handout provided by the White House, President Barack Obama greets children upon arrival September 25, 2011 in Seattle, Washington.

Obama won Nickelodeon’s "Kids Pick the President" vote with 65 percent, because obviously kids don’t want Big Bird to starve to death or Dora to self-deport.

Obama Beats Romney in Poll of Nation’s Children