That beacon of false hope in the distance — the somewhat complicated, two-part light system atop taxis — has been banned in favor of a single “on” or “off” signal that should be installed by early 2013. Drunk people of the night now have one less reason to get irrationally angry.
Let me say this to the President. I am a proud Jewish person. And I have no concerns about voting Democratic. And, in fact, I intend to vote for a Jewish man to become the next president of the United States.