The 30-mile zone truthtellers have the EXCLUSIVE — and SEO-optimized— report (“We’re NOT Keeping Up with the DRONESES”) rebutting an earlier story claiming that the gossip website is in the market for a surveillance drone to see over Flavor Flav’s fence or something. “TMZ is NOT getting in the DRONE business … we don’t have a drone … we don’t want a drone … we never applied for a drone,” the site shouted. “We could drone on and on … but you get the point.” The commitment to accuracy never, ever wavers.
It’s not time for finger-pointing. We know the problem. It’s been years of neglect, and in many cases it’s been these radical environmentalists that want nature to take its course.…You know what? This is on them.