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Woman Reserves Seat on Crowded Subway for Her Banana Peel

Via Gothamist, here’s a woman on a crowded uptown 5 this morning taking up two extra spots for her bags and, even more obnoxiously, her banana peel. Either she’s the most well-dressed homeless person ever, or just some lady who could not give less of a shit.

Woman Reserves Subway Seat for Banana Peel