What can’t it do?
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“Although Sen. Paul says he hasn’t made a decision to run, he isn’t coy about his ambitions to be a national force. ‘My new notoriety allows me to talk about ways to make the Republican Party bigger and better, and to be part of the national debate,’ he said, using a copy of the Constitution to block the sun from his eyes on a recent drive down a Kentucky interstate.” —Wall Street Journal, April 22, 2013.
1. Spider squisher
2. Table-leg adjuster
3. Fan
4. Napkin
5. Back scratcher
6. Plate
7. Shovel
8. Shoehorn
9. Comb
10. Knife
11. Coffee scoop
12. Earmuff
13. Eye patch
14. Desperation Frisbee
15. M&M launcher
16. Makeshift splint
17. Constitution referencer
