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Continuing its most absurd neighborhoods tour, DNAinfo reports today that the perfectionists of the Upper East Side’s Street Vendor Taskforce Committee have proposed that every curbside vendor “is issued the furniture that he’s allowed to have on the street — his 8-foot table, his chair, an attractive cover — so we don’t have a visual blight.” And while we’re at it, they suggest “signage in a certain font.” Since literally every other thing in this city is in order.
