Not only does Al Qaeda have its share of HR headaches to deal with while trying to take over the world, it has a complaints department in case people have issues with its brand of militancy. “Anyone who might have a complaint against any element of the Islamic state, whether the Emir or an ordinary soldier, can come and submit their complaint in any headquarters building of the Islamic state,” reads a notice one of the group’s branches has been posting around rebel-held Syria, according to The Telegraph. Offenders must skip the company picnic, presumably.
