A man who asked Scottie Pippen for an autograph at Nobu in Malibu yesterday ended up with broken teeth and injuries to his back and head after Pippen reportedly “beat the fuck out of him,” according to a TMZ source. To be fair, we don’t know exactly what happened after the man’s request. “We’re told Pippen said no, and something happened to set off the fight,” TMZ reports. Maybe the guy wished Pippen good luck on his bankruptcy.
“We are here, sir, because President Trump tried to corruptly use his power, and cover it up.”
Ends by quoting Notorious B.I.G.: “And if you don’t know, now you know.”