Bobby Tufts was reelected mayor of Dorset, Minnesota, population 28, in what some have called “America’s Least Democratic Election” (okay, it was us). In hopes of legitimizing his rule, the Kid Mayor appeared on MSNBC this morning, along with his mom, where he proceeded to yawn, speak gibberish, fidget out of his seat, and remove his earpiece while looking like a little menace in a suit. “I, um, I’m going to make a new … promote local business,” Mayor Tufts said. “Ice-cream shop!”
“I’m the boss,” he added, pointing to his forehead. “I am!” He is not exactly wrong.