Yesterday’s third and likely final Manning Bowl — Peyton said after the game that he plans on retiring before the Giants and Broncos are scheduled to meet in the regular season again in 2017 — ended just like the first two: With a win for Peyton Manning and an “aw, fiddlesticks” look on the face of Eli Manning. By the time the Broncos defeated the Giants 41–23, Eli boasted a league-leading seven interceptions and the Giants had rushed for a shockingly meager 23 yards, their lowest total since 1989. But at least Eli is better than his older brother at billiards and bowling and having a normal forehead.
Let me say this to the President. I am a proud Jewish person. And I have no concerns about voting Democratic. And, in fact, I intend to vote for a Jewish man to become the next president of the United States.