early and awkward

Staten Island Congressman Michael Grimm Did Something in a Bar Bathroom With a Lady Friend for 15 Minutes

We won’t pretend to know what happened in there, but in general, there are only three things you can do in a Bay Ridge bathroom for fifteen minutes: Have sex, snort coke, or deal with some kind of gastrointestinal crisis. And you typically don’t bring your date with you for the third one. 

Congressman and Lady Spend Long Time in Bathroom