The flesh-ruining homemade heroin alternative known for eating people alive in Russia has turned up in Arizona and Illinois recently, but it may be spreading to exclusive locales quicker than we imagined. The Verge reports that one witness familiar with the drug “saw a man being thrown out of Le Bain, one of New York’s hottest clubs, after attempting to peddle krokodil,” and had a similar experience at the downtown nightlife hot spot Westway. In this case, being first is not cool. It’s also extremely bad for your complexion. Just say no!