Girl 1: Let’s twerk while we wait for the train, and film it. It’ll be funny.
Girl 2: Okay. Where? Like, right here, on the platform?
Girl 1: No, let’s climb down onto the tracks and do it there.
Girl 2: But couldn’t a train come and kill us? Or we could slip and hit the third rail, also killing us?
Girl 1: Yeah, but think about it: If we don’t die, we’d come away with a really mediocre thirteen-second video.
Girl 2: You’re right. [Jumps down]
