President Obama, along with daughters Sasha and Malia, packed up their bathing suits, flip-flops, and leis, and headed back to the mainland on Air Force One this morning, but Michelle Obama will remain at the family’s vacation spot in Hawaii. The First Lady’s 50th birthday is January 17, and the New York Times reports that her extended stay is “part of the president’s birthday gift to his wife.” Presents are that much more meaningful when they help you avoid a polar vortex.
Mini Mike Bloomberg is playing poker with his foolhardy and unsuspecting Democrat rivals. He says that if he loses (he really means when!) in the primaries, he will spend money helping whoever the Democrat nominee is. By doing this, he figures, they won’t hit him as hard….
….during his hopeless “presidential” campaign. They will remain silent! The fact is, when Mini losses, he will be spending very little of his money on these “clowns” because he will consider himself to be the biggest clown of them all - and he will be right!