62-year-old Anton Purisima has been abused by New York, and he wants proper compensation. With a 22-page complaint filed in Manhattan federal court, Purisima sued the city, the MTA, two local hospitals, Au Bon Pain, Kmart, the “Latina” owner of a dog that bit his finger, and a “Chinese couple” who he claims took unauthorized photos of him, among many others. The New York Post reports that he’s asking for “undecillion dollars,” which looks like a 2 followed by 36 zeros. Who can blame the guy? We all deserve about that much just for getting through each day.