crimes and misdemeanors

Drunk Woman With Stolen Snake Around Her Neck Crashes Into Long Island Firehouse

Photo: Nassau County Police Department

Sarah Espinosa, a 22-year-old from Albany, was just taking a little joyride last night with the ball python she’d recently stolen from a Petco on Long Island when she crashed her car. Over the center median and into two firetrucks. While drunk. With the snake around her neck. And a little marijuana in the car. Don’t drink and drive and smoke and play with your new stolen pet snake. Very dangerous. (The snake is fine.)

Drunk Woman With Stolen Snake Crashes Car